This holiday season leave burnout a thing of the past as you inhabit your body, free yourself of social expectations, and remember how it feels to simply be
November 8, 2026 - January 17, 2027
early bird pricing available!
prices will rise October 18th
VESSEL
a 10 week journey home to self
EXPLORE THE VESSEL
I felt the call to bring Vessel to you now—parallel to the Holiday stretch—because this season is precisely where women historically abandon themselves the deepest. We are taught to endure the holiday rush, absorb the chaos, brace against the boundary pushes, and then, right when we are running on empty, jump straight into fixing ourselves.
VESSEL exists to interrupt that cycle.
It was birthed out of a refusal to let another season go by where you shrink, over-give, or wait until January to finally breathe. It was built to be an immediate and steady counter-current. A space created specifically to hold you while you navigate the storm of the season, so you can quiet the noise of who the world tells you to be and step fully back home to your body, your truth, and yourself.
ENTER,
VESSEL
Imagine walking through these next two months feeling completely unbound from the usual script.
When everyone around you is spiraling about holiday schedules, body sizes, and societal expectations, you walk into the room with an almost eerie level of composure. (umm, yessss please!)
You know that at any given moment you have a community of women in your pocket who are actively re-claiming themselves alongside you.
It’s the freedom of laughing at the absurdity of old family dynamics instead of taking them personally.
It’s the satisfaction of saying "No, that doesn't work for me" with certainty and zero desire to explain.
It’s the physical relief of going to sleep at night with a quiet mind, knowing your energy stayed right where it belonged: with you.
This is what you'll be gaining when you step inside.
-an anchor that keeps her rooted, no matter how chaotic or demanding the holiday calendar becomes.
-to honor her appetite and her energy, and refuses to participate in diet culture or body critiques.
-the freedom of personal capacity, to step back from over-giving, & to prioritize her own nourishment.
-holding emotional boundaries to stay centered, calm, and grounded during family gatherings.
-a winter season of rest, play, and ease.
-the experience of being seen, held, and celebrated within a like-minded community of women.
-space to silence the external noise of the season as she begins the journey home to her body, her intuition, and herself.
VESsel
WAS CREATED FOR THE WOMAN WHO DESIRES
WHAT YOU'LL RECEIVE INSIDE
When you step inside VESSEL You are entering a fully supported ecosystem designed to hold you, ground you, and keep you connected to yourself throughOUT THE HOLIDAY season.
10 LIVE calls, one EPIC return to self
VESSEL begins November 8, 2026, and carries us through the Holiday season, coming to completion January 17, 2027. We'll have a break week for calls post Christmas.
Inside Vessel, you'll learn more micro-practices that will aide in regulation and bringing you back to a sense of security within your body.
A TASTE OF RESOURCING
In somatic work, orienting is the biological process of using your senses to map your environment and sends a signal to your brain signaling that there is no active threat. Here's how:
Stop, take a breath, and let your eyes unhook from whatever you are looking at.
ORIENTING
micro-practices designed to help
anchor you in daily life
RESOURCING
TOOLS
PRIVATE TELEGRAM COMMUNITY
your new group chat for connection, support, and resourcing
weekly live
calls
a space to anchor into your body and release the societal pressure
THE WAVES OF VESSEL
VESSEL will unfold in three waves and each wave is MEANT to FLOW ALONGSIDE THE CURRENT YOU MAY BE NAVIGATING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.
the waves AIM TO meet you WHERE YOU'RE AT AND GUIDE YOU AWAY FROM holiday BURNOUT, into a grounded New Year.
Here'S HOW:
SAMPLE WEEKLY CALL SCHEDULE
This weekly call outline offers a glimpse of where we're heading each week. Subject to change as the live calls will always adapt to meet the energy, needs, and presence of the group.
Opening Call: Landing in the space and the body with explorative movement + intentional breath.
Call #2: A dance shakeout to discharge the shit kept bottled up and bring your body back online.
Call #3: Vocal cord stimulation + play to remember the power of your voice.
Call #4: Activate play and creativity using art practices to release pent-up energy.
Call #5: Shed body guilt and reconnect with bodily trust with slow, yummy floor movement.
Call #6: An exploratative session helping you to embody, and hold, your 'NO' boundary.
Call #7: A cozy, candle-lit yoga nidra practice to sink into the winter quiet of the solstice.
Call #8: Wash away leftover emotional charges of the season with a shakti shakedown.
Call #9: Call on your playful + creative inner child to lean into the vision of how you wish to feel in the new year.
Closing Call: Celebrate the journey of Vessel with joyous movement and sharing circle.
As the season winds down and you find yourself in the aftermath of it all, Wave III holds you so you don't fall into the toxicity of the "New Year, New Me" rhetoric.
You will be able to wash away any residual emotional charge and emerge into the new year completely rested, intact, and integrated. You'll have the ability to remain held and steady by your own needs, desires, and vision, and not easily swayed by the masses.
WAVE III
Weeks 8 – 10 Jan 3 – jan 17
When the season reaches its peak, Wave II exists to provide real-time processing for all the moments you'll encounter and reminds you that you never have to carry the emotional toll alone.
When family dynamics heat up, food chatter / diet talk start to rear it's over-bearing head, and social expectations become daunting, Vessel will be your place to land. A place where you can shake off the boundary pushes, process the conversations, and restore your center.
WAVE II
Weeks 4 – 7 Nov 29 – DEC 20
Before the calendar completely overflows, Wave I invites you to slow down so you might to be able to tune out what the world expects of you and into what you actually desire for yourself.
Through explorative movement and breathwork you will become more receptive to your own boundaries so that by the time the first holiday gatherings arrive, you'll know exactly where your physical limits live and how to hold your own space.
Weeks 1 – 3 Nov 8 – Nov 22
WAVE I
VESsel
IS FOR YOU IF...
-your body yearns for a space where she doesn't have to have it all together.
-you want to bridge the gap between knowing boundaries in your mind and feeling them in your body.
-you are done with the cycle of abandoning your body for two months only to buy into another "detox" or "reset" program come January 1st.
-you often have guilt when thinking about declining an invitation.
-you desire a supportive group chat for quick boundary sanity-checks so you can give a simple "no" without drafting a 4-paragraph apology text.
-you're curious to explore your own capacity so you can move through seasonal grief softly and intuitively.
-you want re-alignment where you can let your nervous system step out of fight-or-flight and into presence and calmness.
-you wish to be creative and to remember what it feels like to be playful.
-you long to unsubscribe from seasonal food noise and be surrounded by women who won't comment on your body.
-you seek to build unfuckwithable trust in self and enter the new year fully anchored in your own identity.
- SIYI
but, this journey took me into deeper layers I didn’t know were still there. Through her guidance, I could truly “be with” my inner child, listen to her, and let her express her needs in a playful, creative way. The art element she brought in made it even more magical. My inner child loved it, she felt joyful, safe, and held. It was a raw, tender, healing, and nourishing experience. I am so grateful for Jordan’s loving presence and for creating such a beautiful space for this deep healing. It was so lovely.
Being guided by Jordan to meet my inner child was such a gift. I’ve done lots of inner child work before,
NEXT
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- MONIKA
and I immediately felt calm in her presence. Her warmth and storytelling capability immediately captivates and draws you in, and allows profound teachings to land in an engaging and relatable way. Her facilitation style is confident and clear with the perfect balance of expert guidance and allowing space for participants to drop into their own experience. I loved her Inner Child Workshop. It allowed me to drop into embodied connection in a profound yet playful way. I felt held by a silent motherly warmth and encouraged. Jordan has a beautiful way of making people feel safe enough for their authentic expression to emerge without fear of judgement.
Jordan is a revelation, I would highly recommend joining any of her workshops! ShE'S a natural space holder
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Words From Past Clients
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You do not have to survive another holiday season on autopilot. NO LONGER WILL YOU abandon Your body, your peace, or your needS.
Join VESSEL and journey home to yourself.
FAQS
VESSEL runs from from November 8, 2026 - January 17, 2027.
10 weekly 90-minute live calls meeting Sundays at 5pm MST.
November 8, 15, 22, 29
December 6, 13, 20
January 3, 10, 17
(Rest week on December 27).
Yes! Replays will be emailed within 24 hours post calls.
The community Telegram group will open one week before the start of Vessel, November 1, 2026
Telegram is our lifeline designed for the moments between our weekly circles. You can use it to drop a 30-second audio note when hiding in the bathroom at a stressful family dinner, needing a deep breath before a holiday event, or for celebrating a win.
Participation is entirely optional. You are equally welcome to lurk, observe the collective sharings, and call in the community energy without ever sending a message.
That said, when you feel called to share, your voice and presence will help nourish the collective ecosystem, allowing the container to be richer, deeper, and more impactful for every woman inside.
Vessel requires no prior experience. There are no pre-requisites needed in order to join, only a willingness to show-up and a desire to lean in.
We strongly believe that financial flexibility should never carry a penalty or have an added interest fee. The total investment for VESSEL is completely identical whether you pay in full or utilize monthly payments.
For those who choose to pay in full, your investment helps anchor the financial foundation of our container and as a gift of gratitude, you will receive a 1:1 call with Jordan for individualized support.
Payment plans will be set monthly from the day you submit payment for the duration of the payment plan selected.
A payment plan spreads out your cost; it is not a subscription, trial, or membership. You are purchasing the entire container, and the full investment is owed upon enrollment.
THE RESULTS
ARE IN ON WORKING WITH BODY ALCHEMY...
It’s not always easy being that vulnerable but she makes it feel effortless and natural! Jordan always knows how to make you comfortable.
Jordan made me feel so comfortable, so beautiful, and so powerful. She made me laugh and boosted my confidence. I had such a great experience.
Working with Jordan is truly a gift! She takes time to go above and beyond to make sure you feel comfortable, safe, and supported! The way she hypes you up is the greatest feeling! She truly leaves you feeling like a million bucks and reminding you how incredibly special you are!
Jordan's results are not only exceptional but really gives depth to her subjects. My pleasure working with her & look forward to working with again on future projects.
Jordan has such a beautiful way because she makes you feel comfortable in a way like she’s known you for years. I loved what she was able to bring out of me.
Working with Jordan was an all around fantastic experience. She created a space for fun, empowerment, and pampering.
